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[suuniva]

POSTING THIS AGAIN!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!

[foxgloveciara]

[ a Facebook comment section for Planned Parenthood Action;

Alright. Rule number 1: take a at home test ONLY (because of rule 2)

Rule number 2: tell no one. Not over text, not over phone. No social media. Don't even tell your best friend.

Rule number 3: take a mini vacation to another state. Go under the guise to sightsee or to visit family. Go camping/fishing/ext. Don't ever tell anyone anything else.

Rule number 4: obtain the abortion DO NOT sign any waivers. If you do not sign any waivers giving consent for even providers to communicate to other providers, you are safe.

Rule number 5: look up HIPPA, your information is federally protected. If the one and only person who knows you had a abortion leaks it, THEY will go to prison. Why? Because they violated the HIPPA, and unless you've broken the other rules, they're the only ones who know.

This is from a anonymous source I'm sharing here.]

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[sadclowncentral]

there is literally no funnier way of annoying your friends than choosing the stupidest hill imaginable and then refusing to die anywhere else

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[elpatron56]

Add the best part of the thread, cowards

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[badjokesbyjeff]

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

[everythingiswhatevernow]

Why is this funny

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[hungwy]

here’s a comparison of me and my cat. his name is oliverbear (oliver for short). respect him

[glitterandgoo]

HE

IS

PERFECT

[whommy]

a gift for you

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[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[holder-of-stars]

My expectations weren’t met, they were exceeded.

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[melonmemes]

this tweet killed me so i had to share

[zackisontumblr]

when you find out you’re a bbq grill…

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[tomsawyee]

ATTENTION

Thank you.

[imthatbinch]

That’s his pussy lips

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[pickleston]

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[miseryofmillions]

My man George Homework Bush decided to Nut the last minute of November and ended up crumbling into gray dust once he came

[mean-bean-machines]

i hate this website i just want to obtain information in a normal ass way again

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[thiccrihyonce]

a moment in my life where oprah is exactly me

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[kozacy]

In the heat of battle, photographer Horace Bristol captured one of the most unique and erotic photos of WWII.

Bristol photographed a young crewman of a US Navy “Dumbo” PBY rescue mission, manning his gun after having stripped naked and jumped into the water of Rabaul Harbor to rescue a badly burned Marine pilot. The Marine was shot down while bombing the Japanese-held fortress of Rabaul.

“…we got a call to pick up an airman who was down in the Bay. The Japanese were shooting at him from the island, and when they saw us they started shooting at us. The man who was shot down was temporarily blinded, so one of our crew stripped off his clothes and jumped in to bring him aboard. He couldn’t have swum very well wearing his boots and clothes. As soon as we could, we took off. We weren’t waiting around for anybody to put on formal clothes. We were being shot at and wanted to get the hell out of there. The naked man got back into his position at his gun in the blister of the plane.”

“And well, there was his butt, and I had a camera. I mean I AM a historian.”

[orbisonblue]

That is the BEST EVER quote about the nature of historians I’ve ever seen

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