Taylor H | So Cal
Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?
Man: Good news first please, doc!
Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you
Why is this funny
(via facegroper)
here’s a comparison of me and my cat. his name is oliverbear (oliver for short). respect him
HE
IS
PERFECT
a gift for you
(via buttrimming-deactivated20190103)
Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.
My expectations weren’t met, they were exceeded.
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
this tweet killed me so i had to share
when you find out you’re a bbq grill…
(via theunusualgay)
My man George Homework Bush decided to Nut the last minute of November and ended up crumbling into gray dust once he came
i hate this website i just want to obtain information in a normal ass way again
(Source: snoopingasusualisee, via vodni)
Why’s it called a blowjob when you suck not blow?
It was originally called a belowjob, standing for ‘below the belt’ But because people are shit at English, the two words sound the same, so over time it became known as Blow and not Below.
Damn